yeah, it's all those hero complex brain worms i've got. paying attention to them only makes them more powerful
you need anything else? my apartment's a whole fuckin pharmacy and i'm pretty sure you threw up some internal organs last night. i was gonna try to save them, but, yknow cheddar wanted dibs
look, i'm not a medical professional or anything but that shit was bad, holmes speaking as someone who's essentially a bag of blood, guts, and broken glass i'd rather gnaw off my own arm than set foot in a dr's office but sometimes it's time
nope because now i'm even more curious there are lots of "doctors can't help" situations out there can't help how? terminal? a medical mystery? ✨ something else?
well fuck you got it, i'll go back to giving a shit quietly i'll give you some complementary zofran anyway. heavy rx anti-nausea med. let it dissolve, don't swallow it, and don't take it all in one place kidding. nothing will happen it's just my top-shelf stash
thanks that's the sweetest thxng anyone's saxd to me xn a whxle x) she left me a voxcemaxl so of course x'm gonna touch base wxth her check her out ask what busxness she could possxbly have wxth you see xf she wants to go on a date maybe stab her a couple of txmes for good measure
x apprecxate that you are deeply aware of my mental xnstabxlxty
x've been tryxng to tell hxcom about thxs for LXTERAL years but they constantly brush me off wxth excuses lxke
"hey ares what dxd we tell you about sendxng us xnapproprxate pxcs of dxsmembered body parts"
or
"ares why xs xt that you are xncapble of regxsterxng that you aren't allowed to just touch people's chests wxthout thexr permxssxon no matter how many code of conduct pamplets we send you"
we are all dxsposable xn the end but x don't really care about any of that x just want them to get off of my fuckxng case and let me do what x want to do xn my spare txme
surely you knew when you signed up that you were giving your life in service to something greater than yourself you don't get to choose which pieces of yourself to keep
x'm not askxng to keep any pxeces of myself x knew what x agreed to when x joxned x'm completely and xrrevocably xn servxce to hxcom but the least they can do xs let me grope a chest or two every once xn a whxle
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02. can you leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
03. i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
04. she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
05. wildcard.
@smokes
what's hantavirus
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but dead ass do you want coffee or not
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but only because you're going to do it anyway
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what do you want. black? cream and sugar? baileys?
btw is this a hangover or are you always this agreeable
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[ but he chose to so clearly he doesn't get to complain. ]
cream but no sugar, by the way
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you need anything else? my apartment's a whole fuckin pharmacy and i'm pretty sure you threw up some internal organs last night. i was gonna try to save them, but, yknow
cheddar wanted dibs
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may cheddar get more out of them than i did
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look, i'm not a medical professional or anything but that shit was bad, holmes
speaking as someone who's essentially a bag of blood, guts, and broken glass
i'd rather gnaw off my own arm than set foot in a dr's office but sometimes it's time
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are you done prying now?
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there are lots of "doctors can't help" situations out there
can't help how? terminal? a medical mystery? ✨ something else?
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you got it, i'll go back to giving a shit quietly
i'll give you some complementary zofran anyway. heavy rx anti-nausea med. let it dissolve, don't swallow it, and don't take it all in one place
kidding. nothing will happen it's just my top-shelf stash
@ooak
do i know that?
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But that's what I meant.
So now you know.
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@smxle
track her down?
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and i'm fine
just leave it
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therefore xt xsn't between you and her
xt's between she and x
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( he's 100% being difficult. )
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that's the sweetest thxng anyone's saxd to me xn a whxle x)
she left me a voxcemaxl so of course x'm gonna touch base wxth her
check her out
ask what busxness she could possxbly have wxth you
see xf she wants to go on a date
maybe stab her a couple of txmes for good measure
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1/2
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x've been tryxng to tell hxcom about thxs for LXTERAL years
but they constantly brush me off wxth excuses lxke
"hey ares what dxd we tell you about sendxng us xnapproprxate pxcs of dxsmembered body parts"
or
"ares why xs xt that you are xncapble of regxsterxng that you aren't allowed to just touch people's chests wxthout thexr permxssxon no matter how many code of conduct pamplets we send you"
xt's maddenxng
(cw: ableism)
you aren't useful to them broken
it does them no good to acknowledge it when you could just pull it together
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but x don't really care about any of that
x just want them to get off of my fuckxng case and let me do what x want to do xn my spare txme
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you don't get to choose which pieces of yourself to keep
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x knew what x agreed to when x joxned
x'm completely and xrrevocably xn servxce to hxcom
but the least they can do xs let me grope a chest or two every once xn a whxle
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and, i think, missing the point of trying to do good
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must've mxssed the memo x(
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or perhaps a hot house flower?
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or perhaps a calathea if we're being particularly generous
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i like the way things are. you can't begrudge me skepticism towards the change.
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and don't we all. still, we must endure for the moment. at least until better arrangements can be made.
be kind, juna.
none of us come to this life with any sort of ease.
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